Things We Hate
Baby Jane Grey Hates: Mother’s Day
I hate Mother’s Day. I do not hate mothers or their celebration. I hate the day. I hate the position it puts me in. My mother passed away when I was fourteen. I’m okay with that. I’m dealing with it just fine ...
Reverend Grimes Hates Shitting in Public
In a perfect world, I would never have to give your bowels and how they move a second’s thought. I would know nothing of your wiping practices, how you like to leave skid marks on the seat, and how you are often so fuckin...
Enrique Recuero Hates Nazis…..*sigh*
So I reviewed these guys, and their awesome book: Demons of the Flesh. There was no nazi stuff in that book. Then it came to my attention that these guys were into nazism, which means I have to deal with nazism, and its popular...
SHMOOIE BUENO HATES THE STATE OF TENNESSEE VS SCIENCE
Let’s roll back the clock, kiddies, all the way back to 1925, in the city of Dayton, Tennessee. It was there that a high school science teacher, John T. Scopes, was put on trial for violating the state’s Butler Act,...
Big Boy hates – Dr.Suess movies
Everyone has at least read, at some point in their lives, a minimum of one Dr.Suess book. These childhood stories were not only entertaining with their rhymes and ridiculous stories, but along the line of Aesop’s Fables, ...
John Hates Idiots
You know what I hate? Folks who pretend that the Iraq War was or ever could be justified. I didn’t know that these people exist but recently I’ve seen them, and they are available in two distinct flavors, no less. The less ...
Shmooie Bueno Hates Rick Santorum
I almost feel guilty for choosing to blast Santorum for this week’s hate. I mean, it’s just too easy. The article writes itself. Everything about this man is absolutely repellent to me on the deepest of levels. The ...
Diana Hates: Puppy Mills and the Pet Shops and Consumers Who Support Them
“Puppy Mills” are named such because, like their flour producing namesake, dogs are literally and figuratively crushed in order to produce puppies. The mother dogs are often kept inside of outdoor cages (sometimes r...
BearZombies Hates: Losing
As early as I can remember, me and losing haven’t gotten along. At all. In fact, losing kind of turns me into a little bit of an asshole (by “a little bit of an asshole”, I mean “giant, raging-huge mega ...
Shmooie Bueno Hates Crystal Hippies
Let me preface this by stating that I am not a god damned hippie. Don’t let yourself be fooled by the dreadlocks or the massive beard, they don’t mean anything. And just ignore my love for folk music and folk festiv...
BearZombies Hates: THIS! Oh My God, I HATE THIS!
There just aren’t enough words to express the hate-on this gives me. - Bear Zombies Tweet
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