BearZombies: Challenge Accepted #1 (There is a picture of my shit on this. You have been warned.)
Enter: this challenge. Epsom Salt mixed with water is a powerful, powerful laxative. It is so powerful that it is a challenge to not shit yourself, which means you have to put yourself in a situation where it is hard to make it to the porcelain throne if your asshole puckers. I took my dogs outside. I took them out and had to immediately wreck my life in order to make it upstairs. UP-STAIRS WITH WATER SHITS. Challenge: PASSED.