BearZombies: Challenge Accepted #1 (There is a picture of my shit on this. You have been warned.)
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April 16, 2012 by BEARZOMBIES in
Pandora's Box
Enter: this challenge. Epsom Salt mixed with water is a powerful, powerful laxative. It is so powerful that it is a challenge to not shit yourself, which means you have to put yourself in a situation where it is hard to make it to the porcelain throne if your asshole puckers. I took my dogs outside. I took them out and had to immediately wreck my life in order to make it upstairs. UP-STAIRS WITH WATER SHITS. Challenge: PASSED.
Passed indeed.
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BEARZOMBIES loves horror movies, dark comics and longs walks on post apocalyptic beaches. Born in a makeshift graveyard after the epic battle of Deth KilPunch he rose to feast on the brains of those unworthy of life (everybody not BEARZOMBIES). Soon he crossed paths with Reverend Grimes and after many long talks decided he alone was somebody worth sparing. Together they formed Random Bits of Geek to make sure that, perhaps, someday the Earth would be populated with minds altered to a state of uniform awesomeness and be spared his terrible wrath.
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