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Baby Jane Grey
At a young age, Baby Jane Grey was made Queen of Words. Jealousy over this title (and her superb dancing and singing, no doubt) lead her to the guillotine. Fortunately, death has done little to prevent her from fighting for the honor of words, though it has made her very wary of the living population. Many things have been said about her, but all she really cares about is making daddy proud.
Banana Hand
I come from the internet to bring you things that are awesome, so that you too may become one with the tubes.
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Latest: RBOG Plays Daikatana!
BEARZOMBIES
BEARZOMBIES loves horror movies, dark comics and longs walks on post apocalyptic beaches. Born in a makeshift graveyard after the epic battle of Deth KilPunch he rose to feast on the brains of those unworthy of life (everybody not BEARZOMBIES). Soon he crossed paths with Reverend Grimes and after many long talks decided he alone was somebody worth sparing. Together they formed Random Bits of Geek to make sure that, perhaps, someday the Earth would be populated with minds altered to a state of uniform awesomeness and be spared his terrible wrath.
Latest: Permadeath: DISHONORED
Big Boy
Born in an underground vault, Big Boy was enthralled by the comic book and video game culture of the surface world. His enthusiasm for nerd culture is only matched by his naivete.
Latest: Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War II
Bronson McTexfuck
When a man lies, he murders some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
Diana Sparx
Diana is the star born of your chaos.
Enrique Recuero
I am a high school drop out who went on to become a professional tattoo artist, quit that in a frenzied evangelical christian phase, and quit that while pursuing a bachelors degree in neuroscience. After graduation I have worked for the last 3 years as a disillusioned public school teacher and preach radical education as a lifestyle. I am also a Thelemite, which is one who follows the religion invented by Aleister Crowley.
Ghost
Skeletons, eyeballs, brains, brains, guts and things....the sound of cockroach screams. Smells of clouds, and tastes like yellow. A feeling of sound.
Latest: Star Wars: Blood Ties Review
Guy Woodhouse
JohnReeve
koufka medici
As it stands i find myself going nowhere or at least somewhere that seems a lot of like the same ol’ shit. there was a point where it crashed back in the day and the stock went high and busted your cherry-chicka-cola i want you girl worldview. signs came through disco to the grunge and now boy bands threaten a resurgence. precious peril.
Pigbelly
Plebian Unum
Red
Exiled from her home planet after a failed attempt to overthrow the usurper and restore Augustus III to his rightful place as Emperor of Space, Red bides her time on Earth in the part of Texas that has trees and green grass, acting as guardian of the true Lord of the Space Cats.
Reverend Grimes
The Bible, like any great work of fiction, deserves to be picked apart and shat out as something new.
Shmooie Bueno
Lord Shmooseph Rutherford Bueno, Esq., commands an army of ultra-loyal lizard-men from atop his mighty battle-llama, Baron Von Whistletooter, and has seized control of most of the Yucatan Penninsula, with no end in sight for his reign of terror and cupcakes. In his free time he enjoys various hallucinogens and collecting used dogs. He would very much like to have a pint with you. Have any of you seen my hat? I've looked everywhere for it.
