At a young age, Baby Jane Grey was made Queen of Words. Jealousy over this title (and her superb dancing and singing, no doubt) lead her to the guillotine. Fortunately, death has done little to prevent her from fighting for the honor of words, though it has made her very wary of the living population. Many things have been said about her, but all she really cares about is making daddy proud.
BEARZOMBIES loves horror movies, dark comics and longs walks on post apocalyptic beaches. Born in a makeshift graveyard after the epic battle of Deth KilPunch he rose to feast on the brains of those unworthy of life (everybody not BEARZOMBIES). Soon he crossed paths with Reverend Grimes and after many long talks decided he alone was somebody worth sparing. Together they formed Random Bits of Geek to make sure that, perhaps, someday the Earth would be populated with minds altered to a state of uniform awesomeness and be spared his terrible wrath.
I am a high school drop out who went on to become a professional tattoo artist, quit that in a frenzied evangelical christian phase, and quit that while pursuing a bachelors degree in neuroscience. After graduation I have worked for the last 3 years as a disillusioned public school teacher and preach radical education as a lifestyle. I am also a Thelemite, which is one who follows the religion invented by Aleister Crowley.
As it stands i find myself going nowhere or at least somewhere that seems a lot of like the same ol’ shit. there was a point where it crashed back in the day and the stock went high and busted your cherry-chicka-cola i want you girl worldview. signs came through disco to the grunge and now boy bands threaten a resurgence. precious peril.
Exiled from her home planet after a failed attempt to overthrow the usurper and restore Augustus III to his rightful place as Emperor of Space, Red bides her time on Earth in the part of Texas that has trees and green grass, acting as guardian of the true Lord of the Space Cats.
Lord Shmooseph Rutherford Bueno, Esq., commands an army of ultra-loyal lizard-men from atop his mighty battle-llama, Baron Von Whistletooter, and has seized control of most of the Yucatan Penninsula, with no end in sight for his reign of terror and cupcakes. In his free time he enjoys various hallucinogens and collecting used dogs. He would very much like to have a pint with you. Have any of you seen my hat? I've looked everywhere for it.